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Hello fans, For some time now I have been secretly at work on what I believe will be the absolute SICKEST BOOK EVER: "DIE SHEEPLE DIE!" -- That's right. It's FINALLY HERE!

Many of you for years have been asking for a compilation or summation of all NEMESIS videos and djhives writings -- this book goes MUCH FURTHER - all teachings are re-edited including their original unedited transcrpitation from the original NEMESIS films. This is NOT a re-hash of NEMESIS films but rather a completely NEW and ORIGINAL 208 page pearl of knowledge like no other on the face of planet earth.

Lots of you have always wanted to SHARE the views you have learned from NEMESIS and hives with others, but found it to be difficult because of the un-choesive nature of the youtube videos. You demanded an easy way to spread this knowledge to the few you deemed to be worthy. Well, I can guarantee you, THIS IS THE BOOK you will want to get and share!

A standard softback, full color cover, publisher grade book - that's right - A REAL BOOK by hives! You will laugh, learn, and cry at the hurtful truths within. Everything you have come to expect from hives - and more - are jammed within each of it's 208 pages. Words and phrases you've all come to love like 'moran', 'cat-faggot', 'bubble-tard', 'moranasarus-rex'... all the insults are right here in what will no doubt be the new UNDERGROUND HARDCORE CONSPIRACY BOOK OF THE CENTURY. NO MERCY IS GIVEN IN THIS BOOK! No book has ever been more knowledgeable or controversial, or downright funny since perhaps when the bible was released.

It is my SINCERE HOPE --- yes HOPE -- that you all enjoy this book. It took ALOT of effort to write, alot of experience, experimentation -- and most of all ALOT OF BALLS!

I want to be CLEAR - I know not of ANY BOOK that has or ever will reveal the information that "Die Sheeple Die!" has within its pages. No book will explain in stunning, merciless candor - and in DETAIL, the TRUE origins of society, money, eclipse computers, the TRUTH about the illuminati, money, love, time, energy, amplification, the new world order.........and most of all: THE SHEEPLE! This is it! And it is my true hope that you enjoy and LIKE what I have spent the last YEAR compilng for you all.

Nemesis videos are scattered like chicken feed throughout cyberspace - it is my sincere hope that this new book will bring everything together - old and new - and define a new staple of intelligencia. It is my SINCERE HOPE that this book will GUIDE YOU AND HELP YOU IN LIFE - giving you the TRUE PATH TO YOUR OWN PERSONAL FREEDOM.

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* The absolute sickest book ever - ALL NEMESIS videos re-discussed with the anger and passion of hives

* All new information and chapters

- including timergy, inductance, amplification, love, the NWO, AND MORE!

* Compiled facts about the Illuminati and the SHEEPLE not seen IN ANY OTHER BOOK ANYWHERE!

-- The best way to break your friends off to the REAL TRUTH!

* The ONLY RESOURCE -- You will be returning to this book day after day, year after year as what I believe will be a LIFE REFERENCE for the rest of your life!

* Exciting to read - hives style insults, beatings, passion, help to engage the reader from the very first paragraph to the very last! -- What other book begins with "Good evening my cat-brained faggot reader..."??


- many fans are still short on understanding concepts put forth years ago by NEMESIS, this book creates an easy reference for TIMELESS intelectual growth!

* Your PERSONAL KEY to FREEDOM - the only book that clearly shows you the door, no bullshit, no nonsense.


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I received the book today.
Absolutely brilliant man - the format cover -- everything. I already read almost half and to think about the unfiltered unedited knowledge that fell in my lap for some useless greenish paper brings tears to my eyes. Finally a REAL book like you said And thanks for signing it. It really means a lot to me coming from someone whos walking the path." --valah


"hives, I returned from a camping trip to find the new book waiting in my mailbox. Thank you djhives, I'm almost too excited to read it because I don't want to finish it. I think I'll do a chapter a day to savor it." --ThatGuy


"Hives!! Received today (tuesday - australia) with much thanks :)" --SirLaugh Alot


"Hey hives, I really liked the tits so im gonna buy the book..."`-- Peter



I'm about 3/4 of the way through the book. My plan was to savor the book but like trying to nurse a cold beer on a hot day I'm almost done. by the end of today i'll probably be finnished. Simply awesome collection of information from the blogs/nemesis vids. It flows and builds in the book and when reading it the baby steps you've planned are evident. Not being here from the start I've never watched the videos in order but have reviewed all of them, reading the book in order has lead to greater understanding and connecting of the subjects. If your thinking about it, just order your copy. Besides, it is worth it just to gauge peoples reactions when they see the cover. -- That Guy"

"Hives -- I got the book. It's great. I love a good fiction. lol. Seriously, awesome. Really, thanks for all your hard work. You are a true teacher. Even in your verbal whippings, you are teaching people who don't deserve to be taught. And instead of getting the point to rely on themselves instead of relying on you, they lash back and miss the lesson. " -- Jaques AKA Fab

"I'm deconstructing from my beehive upbringing thanks mainly to DJHIVES and nemesis. the hustle is growing. I'm getting out. thanks for helping me see the code. " -- Tardy

"Mr. hives!!!

I just received something!!!!! Hiiiiiihaaaaaaaaa Finally my copy of your masterpiece. Thx a lot I love it and I m sooo happy whit this copy dammmm, dammmm thx master." -- Hidden Hand

"Mr. Hives .....just got the book!! you have to put a disclaimer ??? it law ...??? so far...RAW,,,,your a fucken beast man .... " -- Kray

"Mister hives, i recived your book on today! I read the book and it was the best, it felt like I was talking to NEMESIS.... I loved the TIMERGY chapter! Thanks again mister hives!" -someone something "Mage hives, I Got the book a couple days ago and I'm nearly done. Its a hard copy treasure for anyone who has a brain." -- Itstimetospill "Djhives, I got your book!!! Thank You, I'm just lovin' it!!!" -- Ben M IS NOT RUN BY ME!!!!






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ANOTHER MUST READ E-BOOK - "Rich Dad Poor Dad" -- Note: ignore the second half of the book. READ IT FOOLS!!

"Degrees are, after all, easy to come by - you have only to memorize" --- Esther Vilar

"Why are people so dumb?? i will never again in my life get a credit card or take out any type of loan!!! i havent for over 3 years and i never will!!! hives is correct, you cannont get ahead by borrowing,,,you just wind up in debt all your life,,so all the money you make,,goes to your debt,,which means you cant spend your money on simple things that you want or need,, and the funniest part about this whole scam is the fact that your average moran (which is almost everybody) will go get into more debt as soon as they pay one debt off!!!! FUCKING RETARDS, short bus riding too many chromozone having mongoids!!!

hears a suggestion,,pay off all your debt,,and never EVER again borrow money,,,if you dont have the money to buy what you want ,,then save it up,,its as easy as 123, ABC, its really that simple,,,,oh but NOOOOO,,i got to have that new chrysler 300 with 3000 dollar rims and tinted windows and a 2000 dollar stereo system,,,so i can be in debt for the next 5 years and probly go to jail numerous times cause i look like a mark.

guess what dipshits,,,if the bank refuses to loan you money for whatever reason,,take it as a blessing in disguise,,now go take your money and safe it like any normal responsable person would do,,then buy your wants,,that way your not in fucking debt,,,,OMG its so easy it actually makes sense" -- titsnass

"Help YOURSELF or KILL yourself" --Hidden-Hand

"Alex Jones is like the best friend that the bitch runs to after her pimp fucked her, and complains about how terrible he treats her. The best friend will never do anything about it and the bitch will never quit the pimp she is addicted too." -- TheGreySpirit

"Behold the disenfranchised white male with no real power. now he knows how it feels to be black, so his only options are to find himself a preacher and sing slave songs about 401Ks, foreclosures, cubicles and baldness" -- SlalomHO

"People flock to leaders because they take no responsibility for their own protection. In the case of the Occultation: The ancients asked why, instead of asking how!

Why: implies knowledge coming from authority. How: implies knowledge coming from experience. If they looked up and asked how like the Watchers, they would know. Instead they asked why like the Joneses, and followed the ones who knew how. Alex Jones will never tell you HOW 911 really happened, just WHY.

The reason is when you look for HOW, why becomes less important. Sheeple ask why, why is always awnsered with "because of ______ that is HOW it works." Therefore by this method of inquiry, you will never know the cause, only the desired effect.

Example #1: Say you were a tribal islander and suddenly your friends head exploded because an invader pointed a gun at him and shot him. You only have seconds to react. You could chose EMOTION and you could ask WHY did the sun god come from the water and strike my friend with fire from his hand? This causes you to try to reason with the invader as if he is your god.

He then takes you on a slave ship to be worked to death like the horse he shot last week. AS LOGIC WILL CLEARLY TELL YOU IN MOST CASES YOU WILL BE SHOT. OR, You could try chosing LOGIC and you could ask HOW, causing you to wrestle the gun away from the invader thus saving your life.

Example #2: You are in Debt in America. You only have months to react before the creditors foreclose. You could ask WHY am I in this mess, leading you to Watch the Moneymasters and Zietgiest and become a protester ranting about the current economic crisis. Later you are targeted as a dissenter and also hauled into jail with all freedoms being removed from you.

You could chose EMOTION and you could ask WHY, causing you to try to reason with the government. AS LOGIC WILL CLEARLY TELL YOU IN MOST CASES YOU WILL BE SHOT. Or you could choose LOGIC and ask, HOW did I get this way? This would lead you to realize that if everyone borrows then the government needs more IOU's. More IOU's means more money is printed thus reducing its value. As logic will clearly tell you, if you are in debt you are worth less than ZERO because your net worth is negative, and must repay the debt at all costs. You then take responsibility and clear the debt.

Example #3: The earth is losing the ability to support life due to a rapidly growing population that relies on convienience and technology at the cost of resources and environmental stability with a heavy dependence on foreign oil. You only have a few years to react. You could choose the EMOTIONAL question and ask WHY, can't the earth support more life? This leads you to green technology, clean coal, and the organic movement.

You create technology and advertizements to save the earth similar to the ones you used to try to save your dead mother from breast cancer. Now every one wears a green ribbon and pledges to recycle and reuse, but nobody stops fucking. Pretty soon the planet has even more people than recycling will help. Recycling and Reusing is about as effective as rinsing a plate. When the food is gone, the plate no longer matters.

The people no longer can eat because there is not enough food. The people begin to compete for resources in the final WORLD WAR. Nukes are launched on land that no longer supports life anyways. Everyone dies. AS LOGIC WILL CLEARLY TELL YOU IN MOST CASES YOU WILL BE SHOT. OR, you could chose LOGIC and deal with the CAUSE of the problem, in this case the people themselves. You put poisons in the food, air and water so that people die and only the strong survive by natural selection.

You use mind control like 911 to put people to war right away, when the stakes are lower so that the battles never escalate beyond reasonable means. You also use the tragedy to jumpstart the LIFEKILL statistics. You fight in the desert, tundra, and jungle because you want to keep the farmland valuable. You also use this war so that the heads of state profit from the resources aquired ensuring the survival of the elite over the masses because the elite are your friends and the masses are not. By picking LOGIC you dominate. By picking EMOTION you are subject to the rule of others. Example #1 Logic = Survival You survived because you isolated the cause and killed the invader. You took responsibility for your own life. Emotion = Death You were ruled by FEAR and saw the man (the invader) as being your superior. You gave the man ownership of your life by refusing to act to save it.

Example #2 Logic = Survival You survived because you isolated the cause and eliminated the debt. You took responsibility for your own life. Emotion = Death You were ruled by FEAR and saw the man (the party owed) as being your superior. You gave the man ownership of your life by refusing to act to save it. Example #3 Logic = Survival You survived because you isolated the cause and killed the sheeple. You took responsibility for your own life. Emotion = Death You were ruled by FEAR and saw man (the sheeple) as being your superior. You gave man ownership of your life by refusing to act to save it. Example #4: The Occultation: Through fear man gave responsibility for the course of their lives over to city-states of organized religious and concentrated political power instead of choosing to live in small self-reliant communities observing and coexisting in harmony with the science of nature." -- ZEROMESSIAH

"Be in control of your emotions - don't let them control you. Don't follow your feelings blindly. Your mind is *at least* as strong as your feelings, even stronger! Use your mind. USE IT!! Respect the authorities that need to be respected for your OWN benefit!" -- giggi

Trying to get a girl is like trying to get a phone or video game system. If you want "the best, newest and greatest one around" you're gonna hafta go into debt and pay out of the ass and then want to trade it for a better one in about 2 years....

Or if you stop being greedy and use common sense, you can get one that does the job, doesn't have a bunch of useless extra features, and keep it for as long as you need... am I rambling or does this make sense? -- vspring

"You people will never, Never Find Anyone Else LIKE HIVES, Never Forget That, Kill YourSelf if You DO. " -- StrangePeeps


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Tuesday, September 16, 2014

More Letters from Ylli - part 9

"Dear Benevolent and Honorable Father Hives,

.... Thank you for your recent advice on Pirates ( about getting women...

Yes these 2 guys are indeed black... 

I did set the BAR to high and talked to girls with big asses and big tits hot etc... it was all fun but never got far... i deluded myself that she is mine i got entitled... 

U right im sexually insecure i got a little action but still...  never thought about starting allllllllllllllll the way at the bottom like that donkey kong game.. 

Which by the way was a super funny and treu example !! 

Hives i felt like i did enough to win her... but when i found out about the other black guys means i did not win her... 

So im going alllllllllllllllllllllllllllll  the way down... i had to much pride i thought i DESERVE the best looking woman. but nope hives ur right i can deserve them but i cant change the game... ill play it... 

I want to get rif of this insecure unconfident jelly feeling.. so.. 

Here i go level 1 exp:0 ...

Your Loyal Follower,

=Son Ylli"


Dear Son,

ATTA BOY!  You see my son, you START the game at 'level 1' not at 'the last stage'.  You start at 'start' and END at the 'pot of gold' -- not the other way around.  Tis' natures divine way my child.  And don't ever forget it, let you delue yourself like you've done recently.  Remember - just becasue you can "SEE" the pot of gold, or the hot-chick, or the Red Ferrari, or the private island, or the boss jewels, doth NOT means it 'belongs to you'.  I know you are 1/2 white - but it does not "ENTITLE" you to jack-sh*t.  Entitlement is a problem of the Millineal generation (anyone born after 1981).  Add h*nkey into the mix and you have ENTITLEMENT CUBED.  You are NOT entitled to anything Ylli - if you want the REAL prize then you gon' have to put in REAL work n*gga!

Nature doesnt 'owe' you sh*t.  Nature PWNS YOU.  You play by HER divine rules or she sends you to Darwinville on the Challenger space shuttle.  So come correct.  What I've said time and again you must never forget, and that is, when you SEE people with 'the prize' - they didnt just wake up one day, walk outside and have 'the hot, bangin woman' just fall into thier laps.  Instead they had to START where you are starting, and where I had to start to.  At the BOTTOM.  The new DORK in the club or at the party that cant dance, has NO STYLE, has NO SKILLS with chicks, wants to get laid but cant, NO DEBT NOTES, no swagger, NO GAME, AND A BAD F*CKING HAIRCUT!

This is where EVERY guy 'starts' if he is HONEST with himself.  Like EVERYTHING in life if you wanna get good at something or learn to WIN at something you gotta start slow, biuld your own expereince, and then raise the bar until you GET the prize you are after...

You g*ddamn Millenials -- with your participation-trophies and 'no child left behind' expect to get the Red Ferrari, 'just becasue you want it'....  that's not the way the world works my son.  Nothing worth having is EVER 'easy' - the extacy of success comes with an [initial] HARDSHIP -- be it physical, mental, or both....  You are a skateboarder right?  Theres no joy in the easy tricks, onyl the harder ones -- YET YOU STARTED at the 'easy' tricks right?  If you had no skateboarding XPerience and just started doing crazy pimp tricks you would have ended up in a ball of smoke... JUST like you did with this woman who prefers to get double-tagged by black men and not your pink penis.


..You MAY have 'thought you did enough to win her' -- but guess what:  YOU DIDN'T!

You gotta do MORE -- MUCH MORE.  Welcome to reality: Sometimes it's hard.

But reality it is nonetheless.  You gotta do more Ylli.  And to figure out what you gotta do 'more' you gotta start AT YOUR LEVEL.  LEVEL 1.  And LEARN how the game works FIRST before you get all cocky and over-confident with yourself.  I'm not saying go pick some fugly chick (though that is an option..) just pick an average to below-average chick and learn the game.  Sh*t, when I was your age I'd shagg anything that moved -- I just wanted to get expereince - to 'see how it all worked' before I moved up to those women Slim could get...

So again - slow it down and begin where a n00b should begin.  RESPECT THE GAME, and RESPECT those that have BETTER than you becasue they werent 'lucky' or 'born rich' or 'born beautiful' -- instead they LEARNED THE GAME and WON.

--Lord Father


Sunday, September 14, 2014

Yet another letter from YLLI part 7

"Dear father djhives,

It took me some balls to wright you this cuss i dont like to admit it... 

I am jealous... my first expiernce of being jealous was with this woman... we did not have a relationship yet we where very close and touchy.. i liked this woman allot... 

Then i found out she is seeing two guys... NOW i know you taught me these 2 guys are not there BEND urself and i want to but i just got sooo jealous i dont want to be but i am !! 

Now this is weird to me... there is 1000s  sorts of pussy out there yet this one im obsessing with and i HATE it... why does the idea of her being with other guys make me jealous and Anakin-like... even tho i can get out there and find other woman IM STILL jealous !! 

I hate to admit this father djhives... is there anyway i can overcome this jealousy its not fun and i dont want to be yet i cannot stop this emotion its just inside me and i feed it... 

Ive been feeling like Anakin... 
Your Son and Loyal Servant,

Dear Son,
The primary reason you are feeling your e-motions of jelousy is becasue you are a VIRGIN.  And a young virgin at that...  What bothers you the most is not the fact that she is 'seeing' 2 other guys -- what bothers you is the fact that she is BONING two other guys while you are still a VIRGIN.  This bothers you becasue you feel inadequete to please her -- after all it is their black penises that are penetrating her honor and not your own pink white one right?  Right.  But that's reality my son -- there is ALWAYS going to be something you don't have, or something or someone you can't get or get with.  This is the brutal reality of life.  As I have told you in the past, what would life be if everything was handed to you on a silver platter without effort OR failure OR emotion?  That would be called death -- which you could aregue is the same thing as a UTOPIA -- limitless perfecton where nothing goes wrong.
Now -- back on track.  You are jealous of the the other guys becasue you feel like an inadequate virgin.  You feel those other two black guys she is shagging are BETTER than you.  And guess what n*gger: THEY ARE!

...The world is not Ylli's kingdom of Win.  There is sh*t you WILL get and a LOT MORE sh*t you WON'T EVER HAVE A CHANCE OF GETTING.  What seperates BOY from MAN is how you deal with this FACT OF LIFE.  Your little sweetheart poon is interested in the two black studs and you, but since she's young shes just out to get laid - LIKE YOU.  So she, like all young chicks your age, is just 'f*cking around' -- getting her sexual exerience on.  Do you blame her?  Of course not.  For you to feel JEALOUS is inmature - because - what the F*** have YOU done to "WIN" her?  What's that?  NOTHING? or how about "NOT ENOUGH".  One of those two answers is the right one my son - and that's why you are feeling jealous.  Sh*t doesnt "belong' to you just becasue 'Ylli wants it'.  That's nice - but she likes the two big black guys over there - not you.

So you can be JEALOUS all you want - like I was of Slim's chocolaley goodness back in the day - but it wont get you anywhere.  Instead you have to realize that this particular piece of trim, at this particular time in your life DOES NOT BELONG TO YOU.  YOU DONT GET TO HAVE IT.  YOU ARE NOT THE OWNER OF IT.  Two other negroes 'beat you to it'.  Lick your wounds with your little pink scratchy cat tounge and MOVE ON to something more "IN YOUR LEAUGE".  Do this until you build CONFIDENCE.  Which is what you lack.  And virgins and males with LIMITED sexual exeperiences are NOTORIOUS for being unconfident, insecure, inmature, tantrum trhowing little TWATS.  I know because I WAS ONCE ONE!  So what YOU need to realize is that you aren't gonna be the DON MECCA right out of highschool.  You are a little 18 year old twerp that needs to PAY HIS DUES and LEARN THE GAME.  You do this buy purging yourself of your delusions that 'you are entitled to all the good stuff (poon)' 'just becasue you want it'.  So does everyone else n*ggar.  And when someone has something you want it's easy to get JELLY of them.  YOU are JELLY because your expectatons are unrealistic AND you feel INSECURE about your sexual abilities becasue you have NONE (you are a virgin).

So my honorable advice for you is to slow your role and build your SEXUAL expereinces up.  That means NOT going for the "10" or the BEST looking chick at the club/bar/party like Anakin did... You need to FIRST fix your INSECURITY before you even THINK about going after the hot chicks.  And your FIRST and BIGGEST insecurity right now is *SEXUAL EXPEREINCE*.  You need to hit up the bars, find a fat chick, a black chick, a "4" or "5", a slut, a chick with acne -- someone you don't care about, and HIT IT.  You need to get with some 'average chiks' or 'less than savory chicks' and get some sexual expereince and sexual confidence.  By setting the bar low, you get your feet wet, which then builds confidence to get better things.  When I started learning auto mechanics I didnt just jump in and start by dropping the transmission and changing the clutch.  I started by doing a SIMPLE oil-change -- remove one bolt, drain, spin off the filter, spin on a new one, fill with oil, put the bolt back on - done.  Whew.  I did an oil change.  That wasnt so bad.  Now I'm more CONFIDENT, what can I do next...

From then on I began to do 'bigger' stuff and 'harder stuff' - again building my CONFIDENCE each time.  Now transmissions, clutches, gas tanks, fuelpumps, suspension parts, and even body work are thoughtless tasks that I can do relativley efforlessley.  GETTING P00N is the same way!  Start with an 'oil change' to BUILD your confidence.  Once you do that first 'oil change' and pop your cherry (loose your virginity) -- you'll feel confident that women will like you sexually.  So then you wont feel as insecure when you meet a chick who is shagging two other black men becasue YOU will feel CONFIDENT that you can (in some ways) DO THE SAME THING (sexually) THAT THEY ARE DOING... get it?  Good.  Keep getting sexual expereince with 'low-grade' females and keep raising the bar as you gain XPereince.  THIS is the TRUE way to solve  your SEXUAL INSECURITY problems which manefest presently as jealousy.  It's like me going to NASCAR and being jealous of Dale Enhardt Junior or whatever.  Well n*gga, I anint never got behind a wheel of a race car, so of COURSE I might be a little JELLY.  If you want something you gotta PRACTICE.  Start small, and then get XP, then go bigger.  Simple as that.  Don't get on the court and think you should be JORDAN when you aint never picked up a basketball before.

You have ZERO sexual expereince - so of COURSE your gonna be jealous of the two n*ggers tag-teaming your little Super Mario Brothers pink princess p*ssy.  They have sexual expereince, you dont. 
SO "START HERE" at the BEGINING of the game Ylli - now at THE END where "YOU WIN"
I tell you time and again - the Arcade in the 80's was fun because you started at the bottom and had to EARN your way to the TOP...
Life and women works the SAME as Donkey Kong.
A BIG BLACK MUSCULAR STRONG N*GGER is all the way at the top with your white b*tch f*cking her HARD in the GILLS.  YOU are a lil' white-boi ALLLL the way at the BOTTOM.  You can be jelly all you want - it wont change a thing -black king kong got your white girl.  You dont just get to magically fly to the top and shamrock the princess -- what type of GAME would that be?  WOuld it be any fun?  OF course it would'nt!  So start by learning to f*ck chicks that look like wooden-barels and fireballs --- then when you get good at that you'll get more confident, then donkey kong wont seem like such a threat ----- all you will see is your princess at the top --- and you will no longer sabotage yourself from PLAYING THE GAME according to the PROGRAMMERS(natures) rules.

Don't change the game Ylli.

PLAY the game.  Hot p*ssy is not EASY.  But then again - why should it be?
Remember these honorable words from father hives my son:





Thursday, September 11, 2014

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Wednesday, September 10, 2014



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Another letter from Michael Almquest - AKA "Ermanti" Part IV

"Dear benificent Father Hives

I wanted to wait till I had something positive to tell you about before I sent you an update. 'm sure you don't want to hear about the trouble I ran into in texas. After two months, I finally have a handle on scrapping, I more or less fell into it, as my craigslist ads for contracting have proved less than fruitful. Lots of wasted time and energy going out to do quotes with no results. Perhaps with your sage advice I would have been able to land some, but most of my debt notes have gone into repairs on my vehicle and netting me a nice two bedroom in the ghetto, only 425 a month, surrounded by nice older ladies and gentlemen of color. No gangbangers or noisy parties or crackheads.

In my off time, I have been studying robert greene's the art of seduction and the 48 laws of power almost religiously. It has been eye opening how crass I have been earlier in life, and where I have been going wrong in both business and in my love life. How Ihave been too cold towards peope, and while it will be a struggle to learn to use words to play on e-motions, I plan on mastering it anyway.

I have come to realize that my biggest weakness in ife is not, in fact, my inability to seduce and pla the courtier. You were right all along, it is my addictive personality. last month, after a bit of a power struggle with my friend over the division of labor in our scrapping business, I fell back into video games. Obsessively playing baldur's gate (ENHANCED!!!!EdITION!!!) till 5 or 6 in the morning. Also my crackhead-like tendancies to obtain tobacco, like searching resturaunt ashtrays for butts to smoke in a pipe, and buming smokes off random people in the street. I was spending most of my scrapping money on pot as well before my 2 week hiatus, during the previously mentioned scuffle, last month. I have been a month off the pot now, and have scaled down to smoking a pipe for my tobacco needs. I'm still fighting these addictions.

your son


Dear Son,

As you know I have written about my own struggles with addiction many times in the past.  Addiciton is not only a problem for the sheep, but remains a problem for the intelligencia as well.  My largest addictions were primarily gambling and alchol.  The former formed many of my opions early on about society -- in essence I saw society --and its trappings as one gigantic craps table.  A bunch of  flashy 'get rich quick' illusions formulated specifically for SUCKERS, DUPES, and THE LAZY.  And each and every time I gambled this was indeed ME.  What YOU must keep in mind with addiction is that it it REPLACES a "NATURAL HIGH" almost ALWAYS.  When I gambled -- was I 'looking for money' -- OR was I MISSING something ELSE?  When I drank was I 'looking for a buzz' or again was I trying to FEEL something ELSE?

Being an addict is harmless in and of itself.  The PROBLEM arises when you don't REALIZE what it is that you are TRULY 'covering up' with your addiction....

For instance - I once broke up with a long-time girlfreiend -- to cope I hit the bottle -- HARD.  So long as you REALIZE what you're doing and WHY (requires brutal honesty with YOURSELF) - the addictive bee-hive-iors can be 'reversed' or 'elminated'.  The problems happen when you FORGET why you are drinking, gambling, playing video games until 5 in the morning, or smoking weed 4 times a day.  Everyone needs a CRUTCH from time to time - this is true of both the cattle and the elite... even the ANIMALS get drunk:

Alchol is a sedetaive -- tobacco releases endorphins (orgasm aftermath feelings) -- gambling is an acute high-paced fantasy-zone...

..the list of 'addictions' goes on an on....

What YOU must always be CONSCIENTIOUS of is the REAL meaining/desire behind your addictions -- once you accomplish this you can find the NATURAL (relitvey speaking) 'cure' to your PROBLEM.  I drank ALOT MORE when I was in Philly, than when I moved to the MIDDLE OF THE DESERT at Camp hives.  In fact I quit drinking for over a YEAR.  Now, does Mr. hives STILL DRINK?  OF COURSE I DO.  Does Mr. hives still hit 'rock bottom' and hit the brown-liqour excessivley at times?  ABSOLUTLEY.  But in doing so does Mr. hives REALIZE what he is doing?  D@MN SKIPPY.

You see my son - you must ALWAYS *KNOW* what it is you are trying to drink-away, gamble away, smoke away, snort away, play-away, or whatever else-away -- .. by being HONEST with yourself, your 'addiction' becomes LOGICAL, MANAGABLE, and "FIXABLE" --- in other words it lessens in severity, frequency, and amplitude -- in plain street language: IT KEEPS YOU FROM BEING A TOTAL LOSER and regains CONTROL.

BUT........ and this is a big 'but':

You GOTTA be honest with yourself about what you problem is.  Philly made me drink too much.  Made me gamble too much too.  Now Im not 'blaming' ANYONE other than MYSELF.  And I had to BEND myself in order to fix these problems.  In my particular instance it involved a change of location -- in your instance it may require a change in some other aspect of your life.  The point is, every time you roll up your green grass and give it a blowjob you gotta say to yourself "Why am I doing this right now -- now REALLY, WHY AM I DOING THIS?"  The answer could be "I broke up with my girlfreind and never got over it" or "I never had a good relationship with my father"  or "Im 70 pounds overweight" or "I have bad acne" -- WHATEVER the 'answer is' you must be CONCIOUS OF IT each and every time you engage in 'addivtice bee-hive-iors'....

The MASSES get up and rat-race DAILY ..going to their 'busness parks' to slave for 10 hours each day -- I DONT.  Why?  Becasue im NOT ADDICTED to debt, material pomp, credit cards, mcmansions, or 'keeping up with the Joneses' (because I AM "JONES" N*GGA!) and so forth...  and the masses could 'undo' thier slavery is they simply ASKED themselves 'why am I doing this' each time they sipe a credit card or take out a bank loan.... but they don't --- thus they become 'slavery addicts'...

My son - HONESTY and THE MIRROR are the hardest thing to face 'head on' --- but if you find the weight in your b@lls to do so - you WILL overcome your addictive personality...

Im NOT saying done ever light up or get crunk - im saying dont EVER DELUDE YOURSELF as to THE REAL REASON you do so --- for if you remain delusional you will remain trapped.  So take that smoke of grass, but at the same time say to yourself  "this is some good grass yo, makes me feel good - and I NEED to feel better because my self esteem is low, I have no job, and I'm insecure about where to go next in my life"... by doing this - you will be MUCH more inclined to fix these problems rather than continue with your addiction...  Remember - when you find your self being 'addictive' its natures way of telling you to ACT - to grow some nuts and FIX your problem FOR REAL...

You wanna know why Mr.hives GAMBLED OBSESSIVLEY?

Because I was INSECURE ABOUT MAKING MONEY, KEEPING A JOB, AND SUPPORTING MYSELF.  So I saw the Atlantic City craps table at Ceasars as the 'fantasy way out' (addiction).  Once I realized my TRUE reasons why I gambles (financial insecurity)  I began to find REAL answers to my insecurity problems.... REAL answers:

I began to stop FEARING the slave world (working a job) and began LEARNING how to KISS A$$ and UNCLE TOM so I could KEEP my slaves withut getting fired.  This then allowed me to make more debt-notes, and thus feel more SECURE because I was able to take care of myself.  The gambling (addiction) lessened as a result.  But still I wanted "MOAR" at times.  So again I cornered myself and asked myself WHY am I BACK at the dice-table AGAIN?

My answer was "I make good money, I can keep a job, but I HATE this place - I want money to 'get me out of here'"...... again by being honest with myself I realized I was UNHAPPY not with my debt-notes and slave, but my LOCATION and LIFE.  This led me to QUIT and begin the path of HUSTLING...  Now my son, I wont rant all day -- the point again is simple: KNOW why you are throwing those red dice.  That's the only way you'll fix it.......

--father hives



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Thursday, August 21, 2014

"I LOVE YOU FATHER DJHIVES" / Another letter from YLLI part 3

"Father djhives,

I love you father djhives.

I just wanted to update you... 

About my last e-mail im stil considering that for next year...

As for now i wanted to tell you my game on woman has improven !! 

Im overtrown by woman i need to back them offf lol so the girls that i took home hives all told me im a REAL gentleman ! they said other guys have taken them to there parents home !! and they hate it ! 

And i told all the ladys i was with only losers take girls to their parents home and they totally agreed with me. 

And woman are all gold digging sluts... even tho you said it a 100 times i dd not want to believe all woman are sluts... they are so interested in where i work how much i make and if i have a car...  

It shocks me hives because i did not know ALL woman want safety and that love is REALLY conditional... shocking for me... 

Speaking of a car thats my next goal right now... 

Other then that im threatening my co workers because i am superior so much that i need to hide my greatniss sometimes... i OWN the mcdonalds slave game now... as i slave and do everything i do im becoming more confident knowing that the HARD becomes EASY ! 

little short update i just wanted to share with you father hives ur a great man. 

 Dear Son,

First I appreciate the update on your independence.  I take that you are slaving successfully at Crackdonalds and enojying your own apartment.  Naturally women PREFER a man who does NOT live with his parents (or takes allowance checks from them -- hint: you can't hide it, women "know" when your breath smells like allowance-check breastmilk"..).  You are 18 and have your own place (roomates) that puts you in the top percentage of desirable men - simple as that.  As you are seeing/hearing women are expressing this towards you.  -- Now, here is a tip:  you don't have to point out that other guys are losers who live with thier parents, in otherwords you don't need to mention that other guys s*ck for living at home with mummy -- just play it COOL and the EFFECT of YOU being on your OWN will be AMPLIFED even more -- simply put, there is no need to smoke your own c*ck in front of women -- they know you are a winner and will gladly smoke you to show thier affinity for you... so be chill - don't point out the loser, simply shine on confidently and cool like a boss...

As far as women being materialistic, try to think about it 4th dimentionally.  As RUN-DMC once said "when is the last time love bought your clothes".  "LOVE" is not enough.  LOVE is CONDITIONAL - and as I have written in Die Sheeple Die!, Volume 1 love for women - sheeple women -- involves $$$, and love for intellgent women involves B@LLS.  But again, do you blame them?  Women are weak, they cannot build, or provide certain things for themselves and thier unborn children, thus they NEED a man to PROVIDE this for them -- it may seem 'material' and many sheeple women take it to the extreeme -- but 'material things' are NECESSARY for HUMAN LIFE.  But here is the part that's truly t*ts:

NATURE hath already PROVIDED YOU with "ALL YOU NEED" -- just take one OBJECTIVE LOOK at the male physique and you will see what women are looking for -- and that is to simply USE what nature gave you.  Do MANLY things and women will be attracted to you - period.  Women like guys with cars -- but don't you, as a guy WANT a car yourself? Of course you do.  So as you can see it all fits together.  Women simply want men that *GO* for what they want rather than just STARING AT IT HEARLTESSLEY FROM THE SIDELINES.  They want you to talk game, then MAKE IT HAPPEN.  That's what gets the p*ssy wet.  It's not so much the 'materialsm' of a car that mattes, but rather that you set a goal and actually achieve it.  In a nutshell, they are looking for men that have muscles and who actually use them.  "Muscle" does not mean brute strength necessarily, but rather doing what women cannot.  Can a woman fix a flat tire?  The eqipment is too heavy -- it is IMPOSSIBLE for her to complete the task... So she looks for a man with a CAR who can complete the task for her.

Do you like cooking, and cleaning and taking care of babies?  NOPE.  You find these tasks IMPOSSIBLE -- and thats where the strength of WOMAN comes in.  And if you think about it - the type of woman you are looking for cooks, cleans, and takes care of [makes] babies.  This is why you want a 'hot woman who cooks' rather than some fat chick who eats take out every night and lives in a sloppy apartment.

SO my son, the greatest advice I can give you at this stage is to KNOW THE GAME RIGHT NOW AND ACCEPT IT WHILE YOU ARE YOUNG.

DO NOT FIGHT IT.  Don't get MAD that 'women are materialistic' -- that's simply a juvenile way of looking at it.  They are 'materialistic' in the same way men are 'looking for the hot chick'...

You want a hot chick.
They want guy that PROVIDES.

Simple as that.  Don't fight it.  Don't ice-skate uphill.  Don't try to change it.  Don't try to fake it.

JUST BUCK UP and GAME ON - and WIN. -- for REAL.

Willi it take 'work'.. will you 'fail' -- YES.  Guaranteed.  But will it get easier?  Will you get BETTER?  D@mn skippy.  Problems only arrise when people FIGHT nature...

Nature can seem like a sumbish sometime -- she makes you suffer before she gives you EXSTACY.

Yet alas, that is thy code 1010010101010101010100101 so RESPECT IT...

--Father hives


Monday, August 18, 2014

Another letter from Whosyourdaddy

"Dear wise and honorable father hives, Lord of all the Worlds,

I am writing you today to share an update on my progress

When and just before I was banned from the secret forum (by you, your majesty) I was going through some type of pussy ass depression and gave up on believing in my self.

For days I couldn't get out of bed. It seemed as if I had no reason to live...

I posted a depressing, almost suicidal YouTube video on the secret forum pathetically describing my troubles in life...  After posting that you emailed me demanding I remove my kitchen window in my apartment and re-install it.  Although at the time I did not understand your reasoning, I reluctatly obliged.  I made a half-a**ed attempt and soon gave up... sinking deeper into my depression...

A few days later, I finally snapped out of my depression/pussy stage and took on my kitchen window again.
(But when people go through a depression stage its a way of nature telling you its time to change)

I took my wonder bar to it and reamed the the sidings out and cut the flange from the inside.

Then I Popped the window compleltly out and left the window on the kitchen floor and took a moment to enjoy my success...

After I reinstalled the window and caulked it in from the outside.

Once it was installed and secure I re did the interior window trim. Making it look  10000x better than before and then finished it off by painting the trim.



Soon after, like you had ensured me in Die Sheeple Die!, Volume 2: Sixteen Hustles, I got a few calls for roof repairs and other handyman work (the cycle returned). Each job only payed 100 to 200 bucks. But I took them on anyways for the experience and confidence boosters. I would ride my 21 speed bicycle with my 16 foot extension ladder on my shoulder just for a measley $100. I didnt give a poop! I had a goal and I wasn't gonna let anything stop me.

And when I moved apartments I carried all my belongings on my back! Including my queen size mattress. I wasnt just gonna leave my bed at my hold place because I worked to hard for it.

Anyways, I ended up landing a painting contract for $800 and I did it in 3 days. Then after that I focused more on my painting huslte making it my main priority. I started getting lots of calls for painting... but a few things needed to be tweeked my craigslist ads needed to be straight to point and gimmicks removed. MY website also needed some tweeking it had a few gimmicks and grammar/spelling errors. With the benevolent help of the honorable hives and my own persverance I fixed up my painting website to be BOSS! Confident, straight to the point, and 'proffessional. ( I know I show off the website alot but its too AWESOME Im just too proud of it and I love the design)

Making these few tweaks allowed me to catch better quality fish and more calls a month. After completing a 2 day painting job for a fish ($700) I took my women out for her birthday and I rented a limo ,took us for lobster, expensive wine almost blowing the whole score in one night!!!!

I remember looking up in the mirror in the limo and thinking of the scarface line "the world is yours" and feeling HIGH! From there on it was set in my mind/body to go harder and obtain all the 'finer' things in life.

For months this is how I got my tools to my painting jobs...

when I rode down to the paint store that morning I took the picture above ^^^

And I ordered a 5 gallon of ceiling paint and a 5 gallon of wall paint. The benjamin moore baby boomer clerk said "I'll help you out and bring the paint to your vehicle"... He follows me out the door with a dolly cart pushing the paint behind me. I get to my bike and point to it and say "this is my ride" and he laughs and says "very funny that truck over there is yours" and he points to a shiny new truck and I reply "NOPE, Im serious" Then load up my handle bars with the paint and ride off to my job.

This is the type of SH!T legends/champions/Greatness are born from! I would get haters yelling poop at me on the road saying "Hey you dirty bum... go home!" or something along the lines but alteast I'm doing somehting other than going home to my moms basement jerking off to tentacle porn and eating bon bons all day... I'm selling PAINT!

Anyways, I bought my drivers licence back for a total of $927 (fines and Renewal fees) and bought a Miata... Riight after I bought the miata and licnece back literally the next day I landed two contracts worth the amount I spent on the licence and miata.

Now Im driving around like a god darn BOSS/PIMP to my estimates! take off my shirt, drop the top, pop the clutch, and im gone!

The snowball effect is taking place. Nothing succeeds like success... Now that I have accomplished my goals its time to get a better living situation. My rent is cheap but the place I live in is crap... Its liveable but not what I want to stay in Long term... So thats my next goal....

I have found an effective way of getting poop done is too start a small goal. Once you complete that goal that gives you confidnece and motivation to take on a new/bigger/better goal... So my next goal is to find a better apartment... (short term goal) and the long term goal is my own private  house/island in costa rica or equivalnt and summer house in the okanagan Canada.

If I cant do it then it cant be done, PERIOD!


Thats what I have been doing for the past months, Selling contracts, making deals, making moves, and working hard.
When Im not painting I am suntanning all day at the ocean, swimming, eating all kinds of good fruit, and working out(calestintics/lifting weights) 

Your Son,



Well diddy.  To say you have succeded would be an understatement.  What needs to be highlighted about your recent succes story is not so much your success, but rather HOW LOW YOU FELT IN THE BEGINING... you began with a series of aspirations, acted, and encountered FAILURE.  What is remarkable about you is, as you said, your PERCERVERENCE.  You hit a "LOW" a few months back -- but you TRUSTED my honorable advice, got up off your arse and took out your window.  Now you may be wondering WHY I told you to take out your kitchen window of your apartment against your landlords wishes (or knowledge)... it wasnt to make you a window contractor -- it was to REMIND YOUR of what you were CAPEBALE OF... to REMIND YOU that you were STILL A MAN... and that even the most sh*t covered, piss-stained downtrodden and depressed man is STILL a MAN so long as he CHOSES TO KEEP CHALLENGING HIMSELF.

Behold the challenge of dismantling part of your apartment (the kitchen window) and in your hands I bequeathed the POWER that existed within your very hands, no matter how "LOW" you felt.  I was attempting to REMIND YOU that you WERE STILL A MAN and NOT a failure.  Failures give up.  Winners keep trying.  By giving you something to DO, you came to the realization that the only thing that could 'defeat you' was your own WILLFUL refusal to do anything at all... in other words, the only thing that could defeat you was YOURSELF...

Remember my son, SWALLOWING YOUR PRIDE ALWAYS LEADS TO SUCCESS... it's why the elite have an "ORDER" -- they are not all the "RULERS" or "AT THE TOP" -- rather they "WIN" due to RESPECTING that there is an ORDER to who knows what and who does what and who controls what... everyone can't be 'king' or 'know it all' -- they know this, and that's why they win...  Nature herself gives ORDER.  There are men that are 7 feet tall, and there are men that are 5 feet tall.

They are not the same.

One shall be dominant over the other - period.  Do not fight this 'inequality', rather RESPECT natures DIVINE and COSMIC order of things...

Problems arise when everyone tries to be "KING OF THE PLANET" --- you will find my son, that your greatest strength is in ADMITTING YOUR WEAKNESSES.......

You admitted your weakness (by sending me your suicidal youtube video) and thus gained STRENGTH (via my honoable HELP).  Did I help you?  Yes.  But WHO was in control of this?  YOU.  Thus YOU helped YOURSELF by ADMITTING YOUR OWN WEAKNESSES.

Words of wisdom from the honorable djhives...

--Dr. hives

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Tuesday, July 29, 2014

Another letter from titsnass

Dear Honorable Hives,

Titsnass here,

Feel free to post this on your blog, you remember me, the one with the hustle to scoop poop that you made an example out of for those who were scared to get their hands dirty.

Well i did just that, and allowed myself to get fucked in the ass with a sandpaper dick (my fault i accept that)  I was under a no compete clause with a rival company i worked for, so the company was put in my girls name as owner as to avoid being sued.  I help build it, and did all the manual labor, and got royally screwed in the end back in december as i got kicked out by the bitch and had a protection order slapped on me to top that off.  She ran my car in the ground and refused to pay to fix it and kicked me out thus losing my hustle and having a broken car with a child support payment to boot.  Man did i fuck up!!!!  For months ive sat in the dumps wondering why this happened to me i had all i wanted, a house, a girl, 2 kids, my own business, good sex life, and this bitch ripped it all out of my hands and the bad part is, i let her do it, i set myself up.  35 years old and im living in my fathers basement borrowing my stepmothers truck to find work and now im working at advance auto parts as a delivery driver, it sucks but it must be done, im depressed and pissed, but it must be done, i must climb out of this hole i dug mysef. 

I have for years read your blog even when not commenting im in the shadows, reading/learning.  I appreciate the knowledge you bestow and i feel even stupider having this knowledge and allowing this to happen to myself.  I cant blame the bitch, only myse;lf as i allowed this to happen.  In less than a year of that company launching she has now quit her slave and runs the company by herself and it pays the bills already, its called "Green Scoop Pet waste recycling"  Its already at close to 150 customers in barely over a year, i watch it on fakebook and i tremble with anger/hate/resentment towards her, as well as myself for allowing these shenanigans.  Lesson learned, next hustle i do WILL BE MINE, fuck a bitch and everyone else.  All i wanted was to raise my kids the REAL way and run my own hustle but its all my fault for being naive.

Just thought id drop a line so you could use this to school others on WHAT NOT TO DO.

Thank you for your teachings, time for me to push on to better things.



 Dear Son,

Thank you for the kind words and praise.  Your situation, though you may think it to be troublesome, is not unordinary.  What you must remember is that in order to walk, one must FIRST crawl.  More accuratley -- in order to walk one must FALL and BREAK THIER LITTLE CAT-NOSE ON THE COLD CONCRETE PAVEMENT.  I have baggered my own cat-nose more times than I can remember... this is not something that should be avoided, but rather - this should be PERSUED.  Why should one activley persue failure?  As I say - it is the ONLY way to succeede.  SO back to you...  You started a hustle, sacklessley becasue you were afraid of some BS 'no competition clause' (ROTFLAMO! -- sucker!) you put it in your woman's name - you lost control of her and she 'took' the buisness from you... 

....have you learned your lesson?  What have you learned from all this?  You see what matters most in life is the LESSONS it teaches you.  Now pay attention becasue here is how the masses fail all the time (and not in the good way).  The masses have an inability to LEARN from their MISTAKES.  Thus 'lifes lessons' never 'sink in' so to speak.  At 35, though you are definetly not a spring chicken, you are not old-paint either -- what you must learn to do is get back up on your horse and try again.  Only a fool thinks a successful person got it on 'the first try':

The choice is yours titsnass... give up... or TRY AGAIN?

Success can ONLY come from FAILURE.  It is MATHEMATICALLY IMPOSSIBLE to succede WITHOUT failing.  Period.  The primary difference between the proletariat and the ruler is his recgonition of natural laws that clearly dicrate the association between failing and succeeding...

As you get older titsnass, your balls get SMALLER.  You start to second-guess your own abilities, and failure becomes more embarrasing -- after all you are a 'full grown man' - you dont want to FEEL like a FAILURE... but think my son.  HOW else are you supposed to succede?  I get it.. you want to try for something, and master it perfectly the first time --- yes that it is the MENTAL DISEASE of the masses, and it's why they borrow, take parental allowance checks, stay on welfare, and slave from 9-5... no failure is involved.  The secret my son, is to KEEP TRYING -- I 100% gurantee you that you will suceede IF you DONT GIVE UP (keep at it)... the ONLY way you can lose the game, is to NOT PLAY IT.

Improvements come with tenacity.  Period. 

You will NOT hear about this on the 6pm telescreen amplifers.  Instead you will hear how "SCARY" and "CHAOTIC" the world is and to leave the 'hard stuff' to "EXPERTS" who of course will charge you a 9000% premium on whatever it is you are AFRAID to do yourself...

So the choice is yours - keep playing, or leave the arcade?

Go home?  or try again?

The sheep doesnt try... he wastes his days existing with the air blowing through his ears... and then he WONDERS why his LIFE has not IPROVED....



If you want the prize my son, you must GO FOR IT...

You LOSE when you STOP....

Punks and fraidy-cats gets NOTHING!


Sunday, July 27, 2014

A letter from Ylli Meholli

"Dear Father djhives,

I have finaly turned 18 a few months ago and left my mommys milken teats and got an apartment.... hanging in here but its HARD !  

im making 4,11 euro a hour... i slave in shifts so i barley get sleep.. i feel loneley hives...

I feel just like you did at burger king hives... im taking out the trash outside and my peers who went to school with me laugh at me and throw down there big mac wrappers for me to clean up... 

everything is so dark and grey !! the days are either too hot or too cold... 

i eat shit and lost 50% interest in woman because im to busy using my free time on my hobbys and ur blog... 

I have this small budget over to buy food and save the half of it to get the CiR Training Manuals to become a CiR member... 

And i still try to say to myself it wil lturn out better... but im being invited to partys and see my sheeple friends have ''fun'' and just like you im thiking that im a ''piece of waste that should of gone to college''

But like i said im still holding on... i just feel completely LOST hives... my free time is spent spooking around ur blog rereading and it only helps me a bit more... 

Im lost hives... the worse thing is i feel lonely... no family around me anymore... old friends to busy with college... im completly alone thats the hardest part hives... 

If there was no old school rap i would not survive... it sthe only thing that gives me a little bit more motivation... 

did you feel like this hives ? will this pass ? i myself believe this is needed to feel its oppiste later on...
 -- Ylli Meholli"
 Dear Son,
You have left the saftey-nest of your mothers milken breast.  Welcome to reality my Son.... it IS hard.  At first.  To help you understand REALITY, I will say remind you that the ONLY way a person can make something EASY is to ACCEPT that it will be HARD at first.  What this means is quite simple if you RESPECT this natural and cosmic rule -- it means that IF YOU WANT SOMETHING TO BE EASY EXPECT IT TO BE HARD FIRST.  So how does hard stuff get easier?  Simple, you refuse to run away from it......


run away* from it...............





A magical land where you can "RUN AWAY FROM IT"....
Run away from what?
RUN AWAY from the HARD stuff......aka REAL ADULT LIFE at age 18

Let's go through your 'college orientation' now shall we....  please note the happy smiley monkey faces, baloons, extra-special buffets, free T-shirts... AND MORE!

^ Oh yes Ylli --- you are even missing out in a HIPPIE CIRCLE MERRY-GO-ROUND STYLE COLLEGE ORIENTATION at your local University....

Just LOOK at it............


All the FUN Ylli... the fun dream-world....galavanting on a pretend rich-mans 'estate' (college campus)... living snuggly and warm in a room-for-two....  non stop festivities, events, orcstrated fake fun, spa/resort excercise rooms, steam baths, sanas... even an indoor baseball field.... ............. care for a game of indoor racket ball after that 12noon introduction to Musical Therapy class with Foctor Sackless?  You got it.

...what's that?  Worked up a lil' sweat from 2pm your racket ball game at the Pavillion?  No problem.  Hit one of the 804 9-story 800 squarefoot 34-jet steam showers to help clean you off... they even stream your i-Sheep Pandora music live in the shower on a bose 4-D surround sound system with the subwoofers built directly into the accomanying YOTO Japanese bidet tiolet--- gold-plated of course...

..NOW it's 3am.. you are so-fresh-and-so-clean like Andre 3000.  It's brunch time!  Make sure to hand your racket-ball swatter to Margarita, the Mexican servant.... I mean... YOUR PERSONAL Mexican Servant at the campus Health Spa who will take your racket and sanitize it for your so its all ready to go for your next 'stay' at Club Fantasy World at the University of Hansel and Gretel....

Hansel and Gretel?  Aint that the fable where the to young, dumb HONKEYS wandered away from REALITY and ended up at the University of Ginger Bread House?  A magical CAMPUS made out of sugar and spice and gumdrops and candy-canes, and gummy bears and WIC vouchers?  Then they ate and they ate, and gorged, and pigged until they were RIP FOR THE KILLING?  Slaugtered for thier value as a HUMAN COMMODITY?
They come into the Magical Enchanted Forrest happy as can bee Ylli... even GLOATING about their 'priveledge' to live this faux care-free pretend elietist 'lifestyle' --INSTANTLY and EFFORTLESSLEY at age 18...........

Ahh the GOOD LIFE ..... candy and gingerbread, EVERYWHERE... EVERYTHING is made out of MAGIC....

LIFE just CANT get ANY better.............................

Indeed...................LIFE just CANT get any better than THIS...........UNTIL........


 what is "HARD" now will seem like getting a BLOWJ*B in about 2-4 years when you compare your life to your COUNTERPARTS lives who went to idiot slave-in-training-school, ie COLLEGE....
"hard" doesnt even begin to describe it...
you make 4.11 Euros per hour... 
HOW MANY EUROS do you think a college graduate makes per hour?
4 euros?
11 euros?
100 euros?

That's right *NEGATIVE euros.  

Negative income is known as DEBT.  Debt is SLAVERY.  Slavery is a misery.  Misery is a biological weapon - and by that reasoning SO IS COLLEGE...


Your standards of comparison right now are being TRICKED by the ILLUSION that you have it worse (slaving at McDonalds) and your counterparts have it better (living on Princess Island made out of HFCS, rent free and partaking in daily orgies)

But it's an ILLUSION my son... all done for the love of MONEY...


on every coin..........

on every dollar bill.......................


^ It matters not 'who' he is... Ceasar... Lincoln...Washington...Franklin.....

it doesnt matter....... who he is... or what he looks like... the point is ... that since childhood you have been programmed to see WOSHIP a GOD....called MONEY 

thats why there is a little printed/stamed face of A GOD on your money....

It's not the money you like...

its the GOD in your hand that will do your dirty work FOR you...

look at it again.....this time look at it 4th dimentionally!

My Son........ if you wonder why you think it's "HARD"......... is becasue you BELONG TO A RELGION that you dont even realize you are a part of...............

In GOD (money) you trust.

In SELF I trust.

remember 'god'/'money'....same thing...

tools for enslavement...
What's so "HARD" Ylli?
You wake up, ride your motorized scooter to your slave, you look at poon all day, you clock out, albeit tired, and then you are FREE to do as you please... party, chase tail, music, sketeboard, whatever... you go back to your OWN room to do as you please...
Now... I know what you're going to say... you want 'BETTER'...
better food
better time
better scooter
better apartment
 Well n*gger.  That is POSSIBLE in your situation.

But it is IMPOSSIBLE in  a college graduate's situation.

If you want improvements in yoru life... including fixing your 'lonliness' -- YOU must take ACTION.  I know Millineals think everything just falls from the sky into thier lap, but its not true... nor would you ever want it this way....

Saying something "IS HARD" is a woman's excuse.  It's not the trait of a man.  LIFE IS HARD.  SO WHAT?

Is that "BAD"?

Back in the day I was DRAWN* to the arcades becasue the games were HARD  --NOT easy --- HARD!  And to this day, I a drawn to things that are HARD.......not easy.

And this is EXATLY why I succede.  I -- unline the 99% of the masses -- am not afraid of "HARD" things like you are.

N*gger, everything in LIFE, WORTH HAVING, IS "HARD".

...from whatever.......... aint NUTHIN 'easy' -------- if it was, it wouldnt be worth having now would it........

Listen my son:  Stop thinking of life as 'hard' and start thinking of it as REALITY.

I don't know what "HARD" is.  I know what NORMAL is -- what REALITY IS.

Whenever I undertake something new -- it's 'hard' --- well no sh*t --- I'm not shocked, surprised, OR discouraged -- that's the way its SUPPOSED to be.  What - am I supposed to get the Micheal Jordan Achevement Award Trophy without doing a slam dunk boomshakalaka?  What would be the point?  Sheit, I can just close my eyes and IMAGINE that I am king of the 13 planets --- that's *EASY.......... but would it be true?  Would it bring me happiness?

Heres the truth Ylli:

Life is SUPPOSED to be HARD (real).  Those who FACE this fact reap the rewards of natures divine sweet milk-ducts.  Those who RUN AWAY FROM this fact -- and go into imagination-and (college) SUFFER and become SLAVES FOR LIFE at the hands of the clock-watcher...

What you must do Ylli, is un-tuck your vagina folds, remove the sand, and grow some nuts.  "hard" is not an excuse for anything, unless you are amongst the hottest of 16 year old females... otherwise "hard" is called reality... and believe you me, there is no greater high in life than making the 'hard', 'easy'.............. DICIPLINE YOURSELF TO DO THIS AND YOU WILL WIN...

--father hives