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Mr.Surge,
Your conclusions are all correct. One of the biggest personal gripes about the prgrams around me is there inability to be PRESENT. If you look at everyone they are constantly moving (like any good nigglectron), and constantly looking into either the past or the future. Time after time I have been in social situations where a group or sheep get together at say a bar or a playhouse and actaully begin PLANNING their NEXT 'event' right there in the MIDDLE of their CURRENT event. The heads go down into the i-Sheep products as they text and twitter their NEXT plans onto facebook. Infact each social even is essentially a bunch of programs getting together to plan their future in front of each other. The subconsious goal of course is to try and fool each other into not seeing them for who they really are (present) and instead what they are "planning" (claiming) to do in the future.
To give an example. Billy can say to a group of programs "Hi I'm Billy, I work the drive-thru at KFC 6 nights a week, I just got off work at 11PM and I smell like Shea butter and chicken-fat."
Or Billy can say "Hi, I'm Billy 10 years from now I'm going to be a rich plastic surgeon, I'm going to drive my convertible down to the beach on Monday, then tan all day on Tuesday, then go see the Lion King on Wednesday after being flown in my private jet, and then go sit front row at a Michael Jackson concert on Thursday -- you guys wann come along?"
The hardest thing it is to for these programs today is simply BE. Nobody likes what they've become, ie - WHERE they're at in the PRESENT - so like you said they live in the past (if they've had one) OR in the fantasy land subjective future where they can PRETEND their plans are going to be more grandiose than they really are going to be. No program wants to live in the present because that would mean being REAL, and like your ass whipping anology, REALITY is by its very nature HARSH. Since subjectified sheeple take the word 'harsh' as being 'bad' they avoid it completely by hiding out in a world where NOBODY can go: "Future Land". How can one argue with your plans that you are going to have a "blast" tomorrow at some lame yuppie hipster party. Most people who are unintelligent can't. And since most people ARE unintelligent they masqurade as "FUTURE SELF".
At first text messaging appears to be an idle benign form of child-like communication. But the truth of the matter is that 99% of ALL text messaging & 'i-phoning' revolves around PLANNING FOR THE FUTURE. The i-phone is such a hit with young college graduated women because they can build their futureself anywhere they go by uploading their PLANS on facebook around the clock. In fact the iphone/facebook game is nothing more than an endless check-list not too different from an Easter-egg hunt.
The way the game works is simple. First come up with say, 10 things you are PLANNING on doing in the FUTURE. Then simply SHOW UP and then CHECK THEM OFF YOUR LIST (ie report you attended event or are attending event on facbook via iphone). Note how I said "SHOW UP" - do NOT confuse this with actual PARTICIPATION, ENGAGEMENT, ENJOYMENT, FUN, CONVERSATION, ACHIEVEMENT, or even GOOD TIMES. The checklist represents the playing field in the FUTURE-SELF image game. The more banal 'event' you plan for and then attend (show up) the more check-marks you get on your future-self report card. It superficial pretentious quantitative materialistic baboonery at its finest.
Think about it? Would people use the i-phone to report their 'status' if there wasn't a premadonna posturing shit-show called 'facebook'? If theres no viewable place to quantasize your future-self how could it be proven that you ineed make good on your word?
The game of checkmarking off your endless 'plans' and posting the results online for all too see has completely taken the program out of his present reality. If you observe the programs they are always rushing to get to the NEXT 'place', to fullfill the NEXT 'plan', to call the NEXT person, to make the NEXT plans. I remember in the 80's when this whole quantitative worth amplification truly took hold upon the sheeps psychology. Almost overnight sheep started saying things like "I make more money", or "I have more cars", or "I have more houses", or "I have more TV's in my conominum", or "I have more channels on my TV", or "I have more stores in my mall". Those were all material things no doubt - but today is different because on top of the aforementioned arethitical insanity we now have programs trying to gittt "MORE LIFE".
We all remember how the "MORE material things" amplification DEGREDADED abysmally the QUALITY of the items in question. Take for instance the quality of TV's BEFORE cable TV and it's 100+ channels. Back when there were only 6 channels without a doubt the shows were of higher quality (read less effective at programming the wanton woollen mind of a sheeplebee). Today, now that society gitts "MORE" they have 500+ channels of pure, brute, MIND-RAPE of the HIGHEST effectiveness. It diesnt take a genius to see that as people demanded MORE the wuality of their products became literally DISPOSABLE (so you could GIITTTT MO' / planned obsolescence) .
But that was MATERIAL things back then that eventually became diminished into the likes of todays THROW AWAY LAPTOPS, TV sets that last 3 years, cars that self-destruct on purpose when their rubber timing belt breaks at 100k miles, cheap plastic sporks, paper places and plastic wine glasses, houses made literally of goddam VINYL (radioactive re-engineered toxic platicised SLUDGE), and food that is literally POISION. With material desire it is clear to see that the quality diminishes down to literally being a liability (ie paying for crap products that use more money than their supposed worth, posion food that's cheaop and pleniful but will kill a pussycat 9 times quick). But now TODAY we have sheep trying to get "MORE LIFE" instead of "more chocolate chips in mah chocolate chip cookies" or "mo' general tso in ham general tso chicken"... Today these fools are LITERALLY trying to get MORE LIFE:
Miserable faces EXISTING in life, looking to LIVE life by fullfilling an ENDLESS checklist to build future-sheep... you know, the cool happy one with all the friends that has a life....
What is so important that these two need to text message OTHERS when they are 6 inches from each other at a public dinner table? The answer is their FUTURE SELF!
Look again at their faces. Are they ever content? Or, like ALL ARITHMETIC, can they never reach infinity?
The social engineers were indeed brilliant to addict sheeple to consuming and ammasing material goods during the 80's. It kept them slaving away day after day, year after year for NOTHING more than see who could collect and horde the most TRASH before they died. And don't get me wrong, it worked and IS working great - but the landfills ammass polluting the living earth. Could you then e-magine years ago when a genius sat at a round table and proclaimed that the masses would one day in the near future be kept BUSY AS A BEE collecting "MEEEPS" on their Myface pages? Could you imagine the excitement when he exlaimed that people would LITERALLY try to collect the most "MEEPS" simply by showing up with others collecting the same "MEEPS" and then not look each other in the eye as they would be too busy reporting their "MEEPS" to their Facebook page on their ME-phone i-Herd device?
Materialism has gone social. It's a now become a [endless] race to see who can "DO" the must "stuff" rather than LIVE the BEST LIFE.
Havent you all noticed the various MEEP-CHALLENGES on pages like "YELP" and "twitter" and "myface" and "msnbc" and other mainstream corporate sites. The program will recieve an email: "GET 25 MEEPS POINTS a TROPHY and a special MEEEEEE3333P if you attent this weeks Yelp MEEP the MEEEEEP at the cheesecake factory in downtown Philly - see you there!"
...Then like magic, the little avatars of peoples 'mini image avatar' (those little TINY avatars sheep use because they WANT to show themselves but are too AFRAID, but if its JUST small enough where you cant identify the person they'll use it --- !!! anyway...) like magic the avatars show up becasue the race is on to see who can GITT the MOST LIFE.
"MEEEEEP!", "I just showed up at a Book signing for Studman from Oprah and I have no idea why! MMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!"
"LIFE POINT! MEEP!!"
"LIFE POINT! MEEP!!!!!!"
"YOU GET 23 LIFE POINTS FOR ATTENDING THE MSNBC SUSAN G KORMAN RACE FOR THE CURE STUD-MAN FROM OPRAH WINFREY SHOW BOOK SIGNING AT BARNS AND NOBLES BOOKSTORE ALONG WITH THE OTHER 98 SINGLE DEPRESSIVE STERILE COLLEGE GRADUATE HIVE DWELLING XEROX MAGINE MASTURBATING OFFICE ORC SINGLE CUPCAKE 5TH AVENUE FACOTORY EATING GADIVA CHOCOLATE AND A REISLING WINE SIPPING MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPPP!!! MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!! TRIANGULATING YOUR POSITION TO AND UPDATING YOUR STATS TO MYFACE VIA IPHONE JUPITER-LINK... YOU LIFE POINTS WILL POST ON YOUR ACCOUNT NO LATER THAT 3PM ON OUR NEXT BUSINESS DAY EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM333333333333333333333333333333333333333PPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
It's like I'm livin' in a goddam cartoon!
Am I the ONLY person that knows how to say "Yeah I had a shitty day, and I'm bored out my ass and have problems, wanna enjoy somethin real like hold a conversation"????
NAHW!
This is what you get:
You know what she's texting as the the other man contemplates lifekilling her? Shes texting something like "I'm having the TIME OF MY LIFE!!! At AWESOME restaurant with beau engacing in WITTY conversation about Japanese origami and the Harlem post war jazz scene! Wish you were here!"
In other words, SHES LIEING! Hyping up her
so she can ammass the most FUTURE LIFE POINTS."Yeah! I went to 20 lame tapas resutrants with gay hispter emo-fags today, you only went to 19!! I WIN!!!"
Idiots! This is NOT a game of CONNECT-FOUR! You can't "I win!".
But they will continue to amass more and more "LIFE POINTS" until forever in the same way niggers collected starter caps in the 80's and 90's. In the same way honkeys collect mortgages and car notes... Now they will collect stock in their future self - someone who is not as lame and miserable and fake as the image they see in the mirror. Now you just avoid eye contact and stay busy collecting MEEPS with your goddam life. Can slavery get any more BRILLIANT!!!!!
--hives
"Today your real life ends, and your future life begins. Receive 40 bonus LIFE POINTS today just for opening the box!"
There's only one step left in this sort of 'social' baboonery:
Am I me? Or is my fantasy me?
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FUCK! your so ON POINT hives so ON POINT!
ReplyDeleteand guess where it all started...anyone remember in 8th grade--'hey wats ur number il text you tonight?"
...
..wait bitch
'u have a cell phone???'
'yea my mom let me have it because she can know where i am all the time."
'i dont have a cell phone.....but we can hang if u want'
'hmm I HAVE TO SEE WHAT IM DOING LATER'
ever since 2004 AOL was it..then in 06 myspace showed up then fakebook who knows wats next
Actually you little dumbshit,
ReplyDeleteAOL was hot back in 1999. And back then it was all about phone numbers and people would actually TALK for long periods of time.
Then AIM (AOL instant messenger) came out and people STOPPED talking so long on the phone. Then people started acting "busier" and more "reserved". This was when you could hide your facebook photo and there was a question mark (LOL MARK!) and it raised your social status because you were "Above" getting facebook searched.
Now the masses are an OVER electrified hive of systems that have no idea where to go really... video games and movies are starting to lose their impact... they are starting to fidget with their iPhones and iPads... twitter has become a business spamming nightmare.... "Hey I'm mark1243 and would you like to see what I offer, check out these over 9000 links of articles so I can appear busy".... "oh thank yo @Mark1243, it is a blessing to be your friend. Please check out xyzlink its awesome!".
the time is now to come out with the next product that will solve their over-stimulated and purposeless existence... how do you give them their future in the present? HOW DO WE CHANGE THE CURRENT.
I had a great conversation the other night with someone very important.
ReplyDeleteWe were laughing and having a great time-- I talked about hives's electron/neutron/proton theory and he agreed totally.
He also said... they hire neuropsychologists and behavioral pathologists to do studies on videogames. They attach sensors to the head and have different age groups play videogames with different strategies. When the brain lights up... they make a note.
Wonder why Modern Warfare 2 is so fucking addictive to some people?
BECAUSE YOU GET REWARDED. "Oh snap I dun unlocked the double smg's!!! YAYYYY!!!!"
It's code on a screen. It isn't real. But your self-actualized brain isn't self-actualized... it doesn't know the difference.
The bliss and euphoria of success is earned through the pain and suffering of reality. You walk the void, you feel natural emotions for your present circumstances, you overcome them, you grow. You grow, you assess your environment better, you assess your environment better, you can profit. You profit, you become a PROTON.
Sheep will never understand that, which is why they are your electrons.
lol it doesnt matter the goddam date! sheeplebee obseccesion with DATES?!? NIGGA WAT??!--1999 IS 2004--cock gobbling salad tossing dick smokin NIGGER!!...from wat i remember AOL was hot before myspace hit......
ReplyDeletestay in yer lane bitchmade niggas
Can I get a......BOOMSHAKALAKA!!!
ReplyDeleteHives brings the fire once again
Master DJedi Hives,
ReplyDeleteDirect hit, on target. This is a variation of the award to preoccupy and thrawt the bovine from actually thinking. I have been perlexed about you using it recently to build up a no ego only to ridicule him when he exercised his self important buffonery and he slithered off. I am referring to the M Valentine bieng awarded a honorable title then the buffon started waxing on about his glory days and how his insecure little self is not properly identified as the most intelligent bovine of hte herd. You then pounced on the buffoon for actually reliving his previous award programming but you didnt mention the lesson to us peeps.
The bovine all seek the applause and adorations of the masses while recieving some 1 dollar trinket trophy. Whether it is Nobel prizes, cozy professorships, or whatever to control the repeaters with blackmail, or ..you get the point. Look now, they are doing it for electronic meeeeps....fucking beyond pathetic.at least before it was cash or cuntzillas or temporary pimpin rights...I had a encounter yesterday with a bovine aquaintence of mine that attempted to take credit for my enlightened sense as he passed on his buffoonery on me several years agos over copious beers....I was startled and beyond belief at his smug self importance while holding a government welfare job.
He blathered on about past and future....for the entire time as I listened in astonished silence hopin he would hit the stop button on the program.
..Being on a level of understanding what programs these fucks are running is getting unbearable. I am tempted to mind terminate them if I knew how. You could not even get through to these robots, they actually believe they are thinking, and intelligently.
YOU COULD NOT BE ANY MORE CORRECT....FASCINATING ANALYSIS....
THANK YOU