First some background...
Appbook, is the username of a djhvies/NEMESIS fan here on Pirates Today, over the past year or so he has been contacting me with QUESTIONS. I have BENEVOLENTLY answered SOME of them - but bot all, for as everyone knows, QUESTIONS to me are addressed ONLY on the SECRET FORUM. While everyones *COMMENTS* are addresses here on Pirates Today. But as I state in my new book "DIE SHEEPLE DIE, VOLUME 2:SIXTEEN HUSTLES", 'if you give an inch ---- they take a mile!.." ... so let is watch now how app book goes from knowledge hungry pupil, to UNGREATFUL FORSAKEING FAGGOT insulting Mr.hives - giver of all things intellient on the entire fucking internet for who knows how long...
..again..theres much IRONY in his exchange with mr.hives - for he begs for 'help' and 'answers' out of one side of his mouth, and then INSULTS ME on the OTHER side of his mouth. Alas, father hives is too intelligent for the baboonery - he knows all the angles.. but it never stops teh punks from jumping up to gitt beat down!
Appbook first wrote me in 2009 -- asking questions about-- yep, you guessed it: HOW TO GET PUSSY!
take a quick read of that first letter here:
A few days later he wrote me again with this:
...seemingly that was the end of appbook and his stupid questions, UNTIL I gets another letter from nigbook a few weeks later:
"Dear Chancellor Palpetine,
I quit my slave job. It actually feels great.
...Now take note here. For theres alot of this irnoy I speak of -- appbook, like many other fans is here expressing his desire for a book pertaining to hustling -- I listened, and as you all know "DIE SHEEPLE DIE! VOLUME 2: SIXTEEN HUSTLES" was just released a few days ago.
But did appbook buy it????
Of course not....
For the reasons WHY he did not buy my brilliant new satanic scroll, we must continue into his next letters he wrote me....
"Dear honorable hives,
What's your take on vitamins? Is it a scam? I've been skeptical, but my family all take vitamins and claim that eating food is simply not enough to meet your nutritional needs. I tell them that they are lazy and want a magic pill to balance their diet. Who's right and how do I get them to listen to me? They are pouring money down the drain on this shit.
..this time I responded that such questions are only answered on the secret forum, to which I never got a reply until some *TWO* *YEARS* later....about of all things:
"Dear black prince of silk Djhives,
Having nothing to do with intelligencia, I BENEVOLENTLY responded to his 'question' via email... I took my TIMERGY and KINDLY gave my insight on the matter and recommendations (of which I will not bore you all here with my response...)
Anyway a few more months go by and I get this in my email (remember I first responded to app book THREE YEARS AGO IN 2009...its 2012 now...):
"Dear mayor hives,
Thanks for the advice on miatas. Now I have a different question. It's one I asked before. How do I get pussy? How do I get a date? How do I get a fucking girlfriend that I'm attracted to? Your answer to me then was to GO OUT MORE. I hearkened to your advice and did exactly that. I went to many places bars, malls, bookstores, grocery stores, etc. And I have struck up many conversations and gotten a few numbers. But to no avail. I have gotten rejected 1000 times. I'm sick of it. I'm wasting time and energy on this bullshit. Yet I still want pussy from a hot girl.
To which I then reply to niggbook, once more, that THESE KIND of QUESTIONS are addressed on the secret forum amongst ALL of the members there for their collective benefit.
To which appbook wrote my this pile of forsakenmenship:
I'll be apart of the community, but I'm not paying you to join because I followed your initial advice and it didn't pan out. Either help or don't. If not, I'll just figure it out on my own. --app"
.. WOOOAAAAH WOAH! LOLOL!!! Suddenly this unfathomable niggershit space-ape turns into Watermelondrea:
"OH HEEEEELLL NAW DJHIVEZ -- I AINT BEE GONN PAY YO' ASS SHEIT!!! YOU AINT GON PULLLAAY ME LIKE DAT FO' SHO' ON DA REAL' - CUZ I BEE ALL LIKE ASKIN YOU FO' YO' ADVIZE AND SHEIT -- AND YO DO' BE ANSIN' MAH WESTIONZ, BUT IZ LIKE YOU KUUUUD BE ANSZIN MO' OF' MAH' WEEEESTTUUNS MO' -- I MEAN IZ ONLY LIKE I AXXED YOU LIKE FO' OW' MAYBAY FI' QUEZTUNZ ON YO' PRIVATE EMAIL' --- AN YOU WUZ KINNNANUF TO ANZU DEM' BUT YOU STILL AINT GITTIN NUN O' WATERMELONDREAZ FOOD STAMPZ --- AHH AHH, HELL NAWZ YOU AINT GITT NUN MAH EBT CHIPS NIGGA HELL NAW I DONT WANNA HOLLA AT NO MUTHAFUCKIN DJHIVEZ SEEKET BLAWG YOU OVA DERE SMELLIN LIKE BOONK AN HENNESEY AND SHEIT -- HELL NAW UH--UH-- HOLD DA FUCK UP WHO DIS DJHIIVE NIGGA THANK HE IZ, HE GOT ME FUKKED UP I AINT SMAMED UH NUTTIN I DOS HOLD UP CHEK DIS SHEIT OUT YO..."
... YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS TO ME!? I fucking upload 150+ NEMESIS videos over the course of 6 YEARS - write 1000 fucking pages of blog - write TWO fucking books - and offer anotehr private blog for even MORE knowledge, AND respond to this faggots emails out of the KINDNESS in my BENVOLENT EVIL HEART -- and what does this shvstva do?
HE TURNS INTO AN UBGREATFUL FORESAKIING GREEDY WELFARE NIGGERBITCH ... and he turns to me....
...sweet, loving, gentle, kind, meek, tender, velvety-soft, april-fresh, sun-kissed father hives and says to me:
"I'll be apart of the community, but I'm not paying you to join because I followed your initial advice and it didn't pan out. Either help or don't. If not, I'll just figure it out on my own. --app"
And I though Lady Anonoumous was the only niggercunt on whoring around this forum trolling for falcon punches and titty twisters?
But nope -- APPBOOK is the bitch in disquise... I wrtie him volumes and he STILL acuses ME of the reason his efforts 'didnt pan out'...
And WHAT is this that supposedly 'didnt pan out'......
YOU GUESSED IT!
... this UNGREATFUL nigger, like many on here are upset becasue he cant get pussy -- from his first letter about pussy, to his middle letters about sports cars and vitimanis (to get pussy), and his last letter CLEARLY about 'how do I get pussy mr hives...) -- ALL of his concern is about pussy! This little peasant is upset at lord hives bee-casue he cant get laid!
Talk about the grandest of the most stupidest goddam niggershit ironies I can think of!
Pissed off cause its MY FAULT this little 5'2" nigger cant get some trim at the bar...
Yep its MY FAULT! Blame mr.hives of ALL people -- what the fuck do I know right?
You know what you're missing app? You know what you cant get laid? Why you cant get pussy? Becasue you're TOO CHEAP.
See this here:
..that is what took me 9 months to write for YOU FOOLS! Fools like YOU app - but did you buy YOUR COPY YET? Others have. But did you? Not that it should take 'others' to sway your decision one way or the other -- but if it works, it works right? Right. But you didnt buy the book -- know why? YOU'RE TOO NIGGER CHEAP!
Now listen here you little insignificatn faggot:
Do you think I got what I got today from beign CHEAP?
Do you think I got my bitches, my convertable, my freedom, my home, mah clothes, mah jewels, my TIMERGY, my companies, mah debt notes, mah QUALITY LIFE that is vastly superior to the common cattle, by BEEING CHEAP?
You wanna know why you cant get laid app? I'll tells you-- Ill be beenvolent one mo' gin fo' you nigger... Heres why do dont get pussy:
1) you do not drive a convertible sports car
2) you do not wear gold
3) you do not have a pocket with $3000 in cash in it
4) you do not run your own business
5) you do not work 1 day per week
6) you do not dress well
7) you are not badass
..Im not going to keep listing shit -- you get the point -- YOU vs ME in a bar, who do you think the bitch is gonna go home with? Im buyin that hoe top shelf french liquors, Im dripping in gold, dinner is on me, my roofless car is outside, and im wearing a silver velur cutom made jump-suit, oh and I dont gotta bee at the offica tommrow AM either, oh and I got a pocket of debt notes too...
Now compare that choice, with you:
YOUSA GODDAM CHARLIE-BROWN NIGGA! NIGGA! Thats right fool! You know who the FUCK you are! Why dont you get pussy? LOL! LOOK AT YOU! Broke, corny, SCARED, no style, no class, and above all CHEAP AND BROKE!
The ironony of all this is that you KNOW that you are a cheap loser -- nigger you contacted me in 2009.. its now 2012 -- what have YOU been doing with YOUR LIFE since then? Did you pick up a paint brush or a plumbers wrench or a ladder or a machine lathe or a kitchen apron AND BEGIN HUSTLIN? Or have you been sitting on your ass growing fatter and lamer all these years? You once ASKED me to help you... remember? here is is:
"Dear Chancellor Palpetine,
I quit my slave job. It actually feels great.
...Well CHARLIE BROWN -- I DID do this! Its right here:
...'still not for bitches' ..but I make an exception for you --- becasue clearly it is the only thing that will save you.
YOU BROKE NIGGA. Doing a "courtship display" [remember you wrote me what is the "courtship display" for humans?'..] for in the bar is not going to help you appbook -- why? Becasue you LACK THE ABILITY TO DO SO! MONEY(debt notes), CARS, STLYE, INDEPENDENCE, STRENGTH, WEALTH, TIMERGY -- ALL a part of this HUSTLER lifestyle -- human 'courtship displays' as you call them --- but you cant do them...
you're too CHEAP!
This shit didnt just fall into my lap one-day fool. I BUSTED MY ASS OFF to get it! I PAID MY DUES so-to-speak. Key word PAID -- ya gotta PAY TA PLAY FOOL!
NOW PAY UP! BUY MY BOOK AND QUIT SCULKING AROUND LIKE A LOSER! CHANGE YOUR LIFE FOOL!
(below) SKIP TO 1:45 ---- guess which one is ME and which on is YOU???
Bitches want "MONEY" and "THE LIFE" -- YOU KNOW THAT NIGGA!
MAN UP, BUY THE BOOK AND GET STARTED!
IZZZ YOU STUPIT NIGGA? BAH DU BOOK FOO'! DON AKK LIK EUE 'ON NO'!
...pull the plug, kick the server, -- IM OUT!