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Living in the sheeple-world without a 'credit history' (read DEBT history) is a fascination at times. Living debt-free, while NORMAL to you, me, and any other intelligenctia out there - proves to be a complete mind-fuck to the sheeple out there whom you may encounter when doing such things for instance as trying to rent an apartment. Indeed, these days when you try to rent an apartment, out comes the mindless checklist robotic baboonery of 'filling out a rental application' - the main feature of course being a peek into your 'credit history'. You being of the more intelligent race of course do not have any debt, nor use a 9 digit number to identify yourself or your 'history' of 'creditworthiness' -- you work/slave/hustle for your nigger-chips and therefore find the requirement of a 'credit history' preposterous and meaningless to you getting a place to sleep at night.
But the bat-brained cattle slum-lord himself is indebted to 'his' 'rental property', and like all cattle bee-lie-ve that DEBT=FREEDOM. Ergo he requires you have a solid debt-history as well to show him that you are good little chicken mcnigget that knows how to bee a good little indebted niggerslave. So whats a hustler to do. You tell them "I dont use credit" and they look at you like you just raped a chicken. Next come the cattle comments ..."well...do you have baaaaahhhhh-d credit" -- NO NIGGER - I *DONT* USE CREDIT-- I DONT BORROW AT ALL!! ---- syntax error 911-322-666, doth not computeth. .... "er.... So, what if you want NEW THINGS?" ---- NIGGER I DONT WANT NEW SHIT I WANT *BEST SHIT*, no matter how OLD it is... BEEEEEEE333333PPPPP MONKEY TALK - NO SPEAKY CHINESEY! NO COMPUTE ABORT MISSON HALP! CONTROLALTDELETE........
..."How are you ever gonna get a house then...?" --------ZEEEE3333PPPP!!!!
Kill that noise with this:
...Its a simple bank statement. Which will show that you need not have any 'credit', but indeed make plenty of debt-notes to cover your rent (the landlords only concern).
Now the trick is to have at least TWO(2) bank accounts -- if you claim to be self employed, or ARE self employed, good, your first bank account is your buisness account for your REAL business. Next make a FAKE business called account #2. The trick is easy to do. Simply fund account #2 with what you make in account #1. So if your hustle is painting and you make $300 on Tuesday for painting two rooms in a house, depoit that money in account #1 the same day. Then a few days later take that money OUT and deposit it into bank account #2. Then take that money out the next day and do whatever you want with it. Repeat this process for EVERY deposit you make into account #1. In this way you 'fund' your FAKE #2 account/business.
What this does is establish a fake fact that you earn DOUBLE of what you actually do!!
Account #1 tabultes the TOTAL DEPOSITS per month/year. So say your paiting hustle makes you $2000 a month. Your statement on account #1 will reflect this. But if you withdrawl and deposit those same monies into account #2 your second account will ALSO say you make $2000 a month. Remember bank statements dont highlight what you WITHDREW from them, but rather what you DEPOSITIED in them. Likewise, any 'landlord' or anyone questioning your 'creditworthiness', or ability to pay your bills will only see that you have TWO bank accounts (businesses) that BOTH earn around $2000 a month - ie $4,000 a month -- when in TRUTH you only earn $2,000 a month. Claim your second fake business to be something like 'web design' somthing that nobody can 'see you do'/is done inside in private.
There you just DOUBLED your 'income' for FREE! Take BOTH statements to anyone asking for 'your credit report' which will show that you make more than enough to cover your rent. Remmeber sheeple are EXOTERIC -- so long as they see an 'official looking paper' from a BANK (their GOD!!) with your name and accoutn # on it that shows ample deposits this WILL suffice as good-enough. They will NEVEr question the authenticity of the bank statements becasue, 1) the bank and its letterhead is their god, and 2) its a wiley, audacious trick that no sheep would ever suspect you of doing!
IF you have a parter, girlfirend, wife, hoe that also works, have them loop bank accounts with YOU and vice versa! Now your income is quadrupled! Simply take your girlfriends checks/cash, deposit them in HER accoutn first, then withdrawl and then deposit them in YOUR account (#1), then withdrawl and then back into HER #2 account, then withdrawl and back into your #2 account. $100 income in reality, just bee-came $400 income on PAPER. And PAPER is where the light-minded live in. I got so fucking ape-shit 7 years ago when suddenly getting an apartment turned into some sort of twisted uncle-tom billy bojangles fluffer audition to prove my 'worthiness'. I found very objectivley that the landlords were ONLY looking at PAPER rather than ME and my CHARACTER. Well..nigga..have it YO way! Mr.hives and his infinite genius devised a calm solution - 'bearing on the object of the problem' - as the elite say that solved the problem by fighting paper/numbers bullshit with papers/numbers bullshit.
You want to look at papers and history? Well HERE YOU GO! A whole years worth! TIMEZ TWO (hehe!) written from the same bank that gave you your mortgage..nigger.
BOOM..
...SHAKALA
Its a simple, yet genius premise. Cattle only see whats going "IN" your account (INcome) - and it only takes 3 days to make $100 go INto 3 different accounts -- hey look, I made $300!
It frustrated me to no end, for YEARS trying to rent apartments without 'credit history'. Tonight I share the SECRET of my success with you all so you too can out-smart these cattle who have no smarts to begin with. Some many call it benign money-laundering, some call it 'fraud', some may call it 'cheating' -- *I* call it INTELLIGENCE!
There's NOTHING like encountering a problem, SEEING THE CODE, and then WINNING!
All hail Satan.
--hives
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ReplyDeleteNaw, that ain't fraud. About 10 years back I was enslaved as an "assistant loan processor". I crunched numbers and shit for a bank. Not a week ever went by that I had to submit some documents bullshit called "bank error analysis". Account after account there was always some small amount like $17.65 or $12.27 ganked from a sheeple's balance. I'd send up the BEA and it would get fixed. After a while, I realized what this really was. See, if there is a bank error for a petty amount, in most states the cutsumer has 180 days to report it. If they don't, it's too late. The bank ERRORS a petty amount from some 75,000 accounts, and there would only be about 700 jew sheep who would catch it, and we'd "fix it" for them. It was always some sort of computer glitch that caused it. I e-mailed my boss about the recurring computer glitch, and he e-mailed his boss, and they e-mailed their boss, so we did our part to *address the problem*.
ReplyDeleteI also did a five-stretch at a major cell phone company. For a time, I was in the billing department. Same kind of thing happened there, too. There was account after account with an extra charge on the bill. Cell phone companies give cutsumers 60 days to "dispute an invalid charge". After that, it's a derp a derp. I can't even count how many times I had to reverse an invalid charge on a cell phone bill. I have no idea how many "invalid charges" passed under the slavedar.